Total Medals Earned: 3,808 (From 703 different games.) Total Medal Score: 66,185 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
It's part of the grind
Medals Earned: 6/6 (65/65 points)
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Unlock Meat Boy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game with all 8 coins
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points