Total Medals Earned: 3,830 (From 710 different games.) Total Medal Score: 66,670 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 9/17 (195/480 points)
Medals Earned: 14/30 (80/270 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/490 points)
Medals Earned: 16/30 (145/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (150/400 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (35/430 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
You opened your very first arcade!
You unlocked the ability to read customers thoughts!
You can finally tidy up all that mess!
You completed the first game challenge!
Easy
Thx for playing
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Unlock the Dart Gun
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Get killed by the map
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy broccoli
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy the last kebab
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Kill 100 enemies
Destroy 150 boxes
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
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