Total Medals Earned: 3,836 (From 712 different games.) Total Medal Score: 66,700 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/295 points)
Complete the game.
Die over 600 times.
Fail to grasp the core concept of pausing.
Complete the game in under 5 minutes.
Complete the game with no deaths.
Collect all the achievements
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Obey 10 different commands.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/240 points)
Try to play the game in Chopnese.
Reach the first cutscene.
Defeat the first boss.
Visit PewDiePie's channel.
Beat the Barbie level.
Beat the game and save Marzia!
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under 6 minutes.
Medals Earned: 13/30 (140/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!