Total Medals Earned: 3,830 (From 710 different games.) Total Medal Score: 66,670 Points
Medals Earned: 36/58 (290/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
play 250 in-game weeks
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have research of 5
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
write 25 books
write 50 books
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Level 1 cleared
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 3/7 (45/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 12/24 (155/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Break 50 bamboo plants
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 200000
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Light the candle
Skull
Solve a color puzzle
Solve a puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (125/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN